What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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Don't pay her.

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In Jeff Pesos.

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None, that's a Mexican's job.

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Police Navidad.

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I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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A Free Willy.

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We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.