What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming