What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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What do you call a daredevil Gigolo with dwarfism?

A Stunted Stunt Stunter.

What do you call a gigolo you don't pay?

A Free Willy.

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord