What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!"

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.