What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.