What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.