What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

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Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

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What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.