Elton John Jokes

What do Elton John and the Berlin wall have in common?

A lot of young men went over it. And they would cowardly get shot from the back.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Trace Jokes More Trace Jokes

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What do you call a women who cant draw?

Trace

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the black man get for his son on christmas?

Your bike.

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

What do you call a Vietcong that's been hit by napalm?

Charlie Brown