Elton John Jokes

What do Elton John and the Berlin wall have in common?

A lot of young men went over it. And they would cowardly get shot from the back.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.