What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral. :P

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What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.