What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral. :P

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What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.