ME crying: Hahaha
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
A herrocopter
I love you, boo!!
Because they've done nothing to deserve it.
Because it hurts and they deserve it
Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*
amuse me first...hahaha