Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...