Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

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Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.