Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

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Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

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Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha