Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!"

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...