Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

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How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.