Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

What is crucial to any joke about ISIS?

The execution

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Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

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Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.