Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

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Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.