Redditors.
Circle jerky.
About a day.
Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
RIP in box
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
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