What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

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because it was being driven by a woman

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A tea bag last longer in the cup

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.