What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Biscuit Jokes More Biscuit Jokes

Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?

They are both ginger nuts !

How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

Wit jam in?