Biscuit Jokes

What do you call a biscuit on a motorbike?

A bikkie.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

Wit jam in?

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?

They are both ginger nuts !

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.