Biscuit Jokes

What do you call a biscuit on a motorbike?

A bikkie.

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How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

Wit jam in?

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?

They are both ginger nuts !

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.