What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Why are me and my friends so nosey?

Because we're pry mates.

Biscuit Jokes More Biscuit Jokes

What do you call a biscuit on a motorbike?

A bikkie.

Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?

They are both ginger nuts !

Crumb Jokes More Crumb Jokes

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!