What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.

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What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

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Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)