What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.