Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

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How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

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What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.