What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!