How is a woman like a bar?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back ( )

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"