How does the quadriplegic cross the free way?

I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".

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How does the quadriplegic cross the free way?

I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*