Quadriplegic Jokes

How does the quadriplegic cross the free way?

I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".

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What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door