What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

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What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.