Where's my freaking phone?

and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

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What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket