Where's my freaking phone?

and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

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What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Why was the jacket stinky?

Because it was a windbreaker.