Jacket Jokes

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

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What does a horny man living in Northern Russia need?

He needs two jacket.

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Why was the jacket stinky?

Because it was a windbreaker.

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!

How do you steal a coat?

You jacket

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Where's my freaking phone?

and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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