Max Jokes

Why is Max always late?

hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

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What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

Chrome Jokes More Chrome Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What is Bing's most searched word ?

Chrome

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?

Bronto-snore-us !

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where will a springer spaniel never shop?

At a flea market!

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.