Max Jokes

Why is Max always late?

hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

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What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!"

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Chrome Jokes More Chrome Jokes

What is Nux's favorite browser?

Chrome.

What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser?

Chrome

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.