What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

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What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"