What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob