What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.