What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.