What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a man cut his hair on the moon?

Eclipse it

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob