What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

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What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.

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How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob