What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Previous Random Joke Next

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a floating potato?

A levi-tater.

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no will to live?

Willis.

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.