Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show?

They were all Nervous-Rex

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct