Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What do you call a failing brand?

Calvin DeKlein.

What do you call a failed resistance?

Ohmless

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

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How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.