Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

GrammysRedCarpet

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

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What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!