Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

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Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore