Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

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T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Noon Jokes More Noon Jokes

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.