Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

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Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Noon Jokes More Noon Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!