Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

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What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Noon Jokes More Noon Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox