How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

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How much of northern Canada is livable?

Nunavut*

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.