Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

What do you call a band of unlucky politicians?

The Dead Kennedys.

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

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What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.