What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!