What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

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What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!