What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.