What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.