What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole