Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.
We abuse
Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.
Mustardo!
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
They both stop working properly when you open windows.
Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!
Because it is using steroids.
Not too well considering they can't finish a race.
Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)
That's lacist.
Inconceivable.
3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.