What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

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Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Who won the race?

Society.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..