What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't like to be spotted

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?

A space engineer!

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..