What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl?

Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.