What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?

An independant !

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Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

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What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"