Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
He didn't want any glaze in the military
Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
Because she's taken enough hits.
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.
bettas
Selfish
Stop talking in secret code.
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
Dam!
Two dam bad! (OC!)
404
A taxi driver
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
The pawlice.
Arsephalt
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
