What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Old Guy Jokes More Old Guy Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.