What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

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What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

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What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

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Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----