How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Finland Jokes More Finland Jokes

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(