What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

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How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.