What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.