What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.