How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Monkey Wrench Jokes More Monkey Wrench Jokes

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.