How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

What is a tornado ?

Mother nature doing the twist !

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.