How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Monkey Wrench Jokes More Monkey Wrench Jokes

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.