How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.