How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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How do you fix a broken chimp?

A: With a monkeywrench.

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.