How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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How do we fix boxing?

We can't. It's already fixed.

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!