How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!