How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!