How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.