How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.