Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

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Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.