He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."
Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!
A tuba toothpaste.
It was leave your keys at the door.
In the toilet.
The steaks are too high.
Because Joy was stuck on the roof.
Evolution.
B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight
