What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

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Why did H blow itself up?

Because G had.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

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What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.