What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA?

Because women can't drive

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot

What is hard and six inches long?

my pen is

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What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill