Scott !
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
Darth Vader.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Kilt
A Beemer.