What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

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Why did the hippie lifeguard not save the drowning boy?

He was too far out man!!

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.