What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Country Music Jokes More Country Music Jokes

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Why don't black people listen to country music?

Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.