What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Country Music Jokes More Country Music Jokes

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck