What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

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What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.