You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
