An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
A horse !
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
Because they have no attachments.
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
From his wife back home
A fish!
None. Their parents will do it for them.
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
An incongruity between expectation and result.
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
