What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of a healthy virgin?

A: "One who has never been bed-ridden!"

What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

Housework Jokes More Housework Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.