An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
To see how long she slept.
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
Because attachments are forbidden.
An old man yelling at the cloud
Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
I'm sorry but I love another Juan.
5,6,7,8!
Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.
A: "One who has never been bed-ridden!"
Coming unscrewed
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.