What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra?

Do you even lift

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

Man Idea Jokes More Man Idea Jokes

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Housework Jokes More Housework Jokes

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.