Vacuum Jokes

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

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Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

What is the difference between a vacuum and a snowboarder?

How you strap on the dirtbag.

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How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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