Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

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Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

Licence Jokes More Licence Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.