Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

Licence Jokes More Licence Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.