Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself?

You only need one nail to hang up the picture.

Licence Jokes More Licence Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.