Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Licence Jokes More Licence Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.