What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.