A Doge charger
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."
It didn t have any legs.
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Because she prefers to drive stick!