What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.