What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.