Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

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Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up