Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

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Whats blue and bangs old ladies?

Me in my lucky blue coat.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM