Hawk Jokes

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

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Nothing.

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Allah Garden.

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Rome.

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more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

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Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

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He was shot in the face.

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

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A walkie talkie!

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

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How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !