Steven Hawking with a brake failure!
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He can't run away from his responsibilities.
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Stephen Hawking
Stpehen hawking after a house fire.
The NHL playoffs
He never changes his position.
Steven Hawking
Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.
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I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM
but we would never know because he couldn't stand up
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Good eye!
Stephen Hawking after a housefire.
An escalador.
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"
Satisfaction
They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.
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Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
His wife.
By spaghett-e-mail!
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
None, they were all minerals.
Not enough minerals.
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
Lettuce, pray.