Hawk Jokes

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

F5 Jokes More F5 Jokes

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

Staircase Jokes More Staircase Jokes

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

E Jokes More E Jokes

What's the most Ghetto cheese?

E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Satisfaction Jokes More Satisfaction Jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.