Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks