What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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Shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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They know how to tuck away junk.

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I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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A dope ring.

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They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

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Might I conjure Ya

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What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.