What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

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When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Music Store Jokes More Music Store Jokes

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

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What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Who ya gonna call?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN

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What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

String Instrument Jokes More String Instrument Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint