What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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I have truss issues.

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A dead one.

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Luters

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Right where ya left him.

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What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

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What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.